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S1.E0 ∙ Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot

Fri, Jun 2, 2006
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S1.E1 ∙ Pilot

Mon, Sep 22, 2003
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S1.E2 ∙ Big Flappy Bastards

Mon, Sep 29, 2003
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S1.E3 ∙ Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Mon, Oct 6, 2003
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S1.E4 ∙ If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Mon, Oct 13, 2003
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S1.E5 ∙ The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Mon, Oct 20, 2003
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S1.E6 ∙ Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Mon, Oct 27, 2003
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S1.E7 ∙ If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Mon, Nov 3, 2003
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S1.E8 ∙ Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

Mon, Nov 10, 2003
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S1.E9 ∙ Phase One, Complete

Mon, Nov 17, 2003
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S1.E10 ∙ Merry Thanksgiving

Mon, Nov 24, 2003
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S1.E11 ∙ Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Mon, Dec 15, 2003
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S1.E12 ∙ Camel Filters and Pheromones

Mon, Jan 5, 2004
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S1.E13 ∙ Sarah Like Puny Alan

Mon, Jan 12, 2004
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S1.E14 ∙ I Can't Afford Hyenas

Mon, Feb 2, 2004
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S1.E15 ∙ Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Mon, Feb 9, 2004
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S1.E16 ∙ That Was Saliva, Alan

Mon, Feb 16, 2004
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S1.E17 ∙ Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Mon, Feb 23, 2004
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S1.E18 ∙ An Old Flame with a New Wick

Mon, Mar 1, 2004
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S1.E19 ∙ I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Mon, Mar 22, 2004
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S1.E20 ∙ Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Mon, Apr 19, 2004
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S1.E21 ∙ No Sniffing, No Wowing

Mon, May 3, 2004
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S1.E22 ∙ My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Mon, May 10, 2004
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S1.E23 ∙ Just Like Buffalo

Mon, May 17, 2004
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S1.E24 ∙ Can You Feel My Finger

Mon, May 24, 2004

S1.E0 ∙ Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot

S1.E1 ∙ Pilot

S1.E2 ∙ Big Flappy Bastards

S1.E3 ∙ Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

S1.E4 ∙ If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

S1.E5 ∙ The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

S1.E6 ∙ Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

S1.E7 ∙ If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

S1.E8 ∙ Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

S1.E9 ∙ Phase One, Complete

S1.E10 ∙ Merry Thanksgiving

S1.E11 ∙ Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

S1.E12 ∙ Camel Filters and Pheromones

S1.E13 ∙ Sarah Like Puny Alan

S1.E14 ∙ I Can't Afford Hyenas

S1.E15 ∙ Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

S1.E16 ∙ That Was Saliva, Alan

S1.E17 ∙ Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

S1.E18 ∙ An Old Flame with a New Wick

S1.E19 ∙ I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

S1.E20 ∙ Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

S1.E21 ∙ No Sniffing, No Wowing

S1.E22 ∙ My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

S1.E23 ∙ Just Like Buffalo

S1.E24 ∙ Can You Feel My Finger

S2.E1 ∙ Back Off Mary Poppins

S2.E2 ∙ Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

S2.E3 ∙ A Bag Full of Jawea

S2.E4 ∙ Go Get Mommy's Bra

S2.E5 ∙ Bad News from the Clinic

S2.E6 ∙ The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

S2.E7 ∙ A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

S2.E8 ∙ Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

S2.E9 ∙ Yes, Monsignor

S2.E10 ∙ The Salmon Under My Sweater

S2.E11 ∙ Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

S2.E12 ∙ A Lung Full of Alan

S2.E13 ∙ Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów

S2.E14 ∙ Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

S2.E15 ∙ Smell the Umbrella Stand

S2.E16 ∙ Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

S2.E17 ∙ Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!

S2.E18 ∙ It Was Mame, Mom

S2.E19 ∙ A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

S2.E20 ∙ I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

S2.E21 ∙ A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

S2.E22 ∙ That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

S2.E23 ∙ Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

S2.E24 ∙ Does This Smell Funny to You

S3.E1 ∙ Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

S3.E2 ∙ Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

S3.E3 ∙ Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

S3.E4 ∙ Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

S3.E5 ∙ We Called It Mr. Pinky

S3.E6 ∙ Hi, Mr. Horned One

S3.E7 ∙ Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

S3.E8 ∙ That Voodoo That I Do Do

S3.E9 ∙ Madame and Her Special Friend

S3.E10 ∙ Something Salted and Twisted

S3.E11 ∙ Santa's Village of the Damned

S3.E12 ∙ That Special Tug

S3.E13 ∙ Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

S3.E14 ∙ Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

S3.E15 ∙ My Tongue Is Meat

S3.E16 ∙ Ergo, the Booty Call

S3.E17 ∙ The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

S3.E18 ∙ The Spit-Covered Cobbler

S3.E19 ∙ Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

S3.E20 ∙ Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

S3.E21 ∙ And the Plot Moistens

S3.E22 ∙ Just Once with Aunt Sophie

S3.E23 ∙ Arguments for the Quickie

S3.E24 ∙ That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

S4.E1 ∙ Working for Caligula

S4.E2 ∙ Who's Vod Kanockers

S4.E3 ∙ The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

S4.E4 ∙ A Pot Smoking Monkey

S4.E5 ∙ A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

S4.E6 ∙ Apologies for the Frivolity

S4.E7 ∙ Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head